The Splinter’s Doctor scene is a SCUMBOB!-infamous scene from the SCUMBOB!-infamous episode The Splinter.
Why This Scene Should Take A Day Off[]
- Patrick is very unlikable:
- He starts his shift by saying he's booked up, but he can come help (BOOKED UP DOING WHAT?)
- He puts Spongebob's foot in his mouth.
- He mocks Spongebob by saying claiming he doesn't need a doctor especially if he can tell him how to do his job. Learn to take criticism PAT-DICK.
- Instead of making SpongeBob’s splinter disappear, he makes it bigger by hammering it in further and further and putting garbage on it.
- Patrick claims that there is a little bit of swelling as the splinter gets bigger (Thanks captain obvious).
- Patrick doesn't help Spongebob at all. He leaves claiming his shift is over and says, "Call me in the morning... if you can still dial the phone."
- This is also SpongeBob torture.
- The whole scene somehow manages to rip off the episode "Suds".
- Not to mention, Impersonating a doctor is a crime. Has Patrick not learned his lesson?
The Only Redeeming Quality[]
- It is nice to see Doctor Patrick return even though he was severely out of character here.
- Even though most of it is disgusting. There are some funny jokes
Gallery[]
I think we all know where this is going...
Trash stinks! We got nothing...
“There appears to be a little bit of swelling” Isn’t it obvious, FatPrick?
If you see this scene, you know it's not going to end well.
Wood is pointy! Yep, still nothing.