Library Cards is a semi-infamous episode from SpongeBob SquarePants. In this episode, When Patrick discovers the pineapple's library, SpongeBob shows him the wonderful world of book learning.
Why people call it dumb???[]
The episode starts us out with a caterpillar smashing a sea urchin with a heavy object and saying "what'd I do?" three times before the episode actually begins. Then surprise-surprise: Patrick walks in watching it on his TV. The next few minutes is SpongeBob telling Patrick about book genres. Then the next few minutes is Patrick's brain building a city out of words, which apparently gives him a giant head and an English accent. Then the next few minutes is SpongeBob trying to get Patrick's humongous head out the door. He tries rubbing grease on it and some sort of ancient witch doctor type ritual. Finally he decides to shrink Patrick's brain how...by showing him the same brain-rotting show about a caterpillar smashing a sea urchin with a heavy object and saying "what'd I do?" over and over and OVER again until his brain destroys the city and goes back to picking it's nose on a couch. Well there you have it kids...this episode will rot your brains. Go turn off the TV and you can read a book instead. This episode is also a rip-off Patrick SmartPants, and it is very boring like the scenes with Patrick reading the books for example. And it's unfunny and misleading title there was no cards in this episode they should had made the plot where Patrick Squidward and Gary find SpongeBob's Library card or named the title "Patrick Smartfish" or "The Returned of Patrick SmartPants" that would make sense
Trivia[]
- Ironically, it's paired up with the extremely famous Plankton Paranoia.
- This is EmployeeAMillion's 5th least favorite Season 11 episode.