"I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You" (aka. "Oh Baby") is a SCUMBOB!-infamous song from the season 5 episode To Love A Patty. Written by Zeus Cervas, it is featured during SpongeBob's "day out" with a Krabby Patty he dubbed "Patty".
GENRE: POWER BALLAD
RELEASE DATE: JULY 26, 2007
Why You Keep Your Eyes Off This Song[]
- People don't like this song because of SpongeBob's obsession with Patty, who is an inanimate object, and the worst part is that he murders a bunch of scallops just to protect "her". In fact, there was once a theory that Junior from Rock-A-Bye Bivalve was one of the victims of SpongeBob's insanity. This not only makes him a murderer, but a hypocrite. And besides that, “Patty” would leave the yellow idiot because who wants to be married with a freaking yellow sponge Also, this makes SpongeBob an objectophile because he's attracted to an inanimate object
- To make things worse Squidward pulls a "I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You" to the clams Twice.
- Also, when Spongebob breaks a clam in half, its tounge is broken into pieces, being sent everywhere
Redeeming Qualities[]
- The instruments can be good in some parts.
- It is highly possible that SpongeBob didn't really kill the clams because almost everyone in the show has the ability to survive such things due to the show's extreme comedic standards which was shown in many times and in the show, even on SpongeBob himself.
Lyrics[]
- SpongeBob: Oh baby,
- They may call me a fool,
- But I can't help our gravitational pull.
- When I stuff you with cotton candy,
- It reminds me you're so sweet.
- When we go riding, it's dandy,
- The way you hang onto the seat,
- Bay-ay-ay-by!
- When I'm with you,
- Our love is stronger than glue.
- Whoo! Oh baby!
- There isn't anything
- There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you...
- Hey! Let go of her you patty eaters!
- No! Get away!
- Hiiiiiiii-ya! Hi-ya! Waaaaaaa-cha!
- Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Yaaaaa!
- Wa! Cha! Ya-ya-wa!
- Cha! Wa! Wa-cha-wa-pa-ya! Ya!
- Hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-yaaaaa!
- Patty? You okay sweetoms?
- I'm so sorry!
- I'll never let you out of my sight again,
- And I'll always keep you out of harm's way!
- Oh baby, I love you so strong.
- That's why I'm singing this song.
- Bay-ay-ay-by!
- Your looks are sweeter than honey
- From your pickles to your buns,
- It ain't even funny—! [both go over a waterfall.]
- I'm coming for you!
- Oh no! Look at you!
- Don't worry, patty. I'll take care of this!
- There you go!
- All better. Oh baby.