Everything Juice is a semi-infamous song from the episode "There Will Be Grease."
Why this song is everything wrong[]
The song is badly written and it's not catchy at all. Mr Krabs' voice doesn't even sound good in this song. It doesn't help that the lyrics are very bad and random too. The song is memorable in the way that it sounds very bad.
Lyrics[]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, there, mister, would you like to know
- About a very special something
- That makes all your problems go away?
- Man: What is it?
- Mr. Krabs: It's Everything Juice
- Hey, there, madam, can I help you out
- With those false teeth of yours
- It must be very hard to shout hooray
- For Everything Juice.
- Slappy Laszlo: Can it make my voice sound much more creepy?
- Mr. Krabs: Probably.
- Girl: Will it fix the smell of my pet Kiki?
- Mr. Krabs: Buy it and see!
- Plankton: Indeed!
- Hey, there, son, looks like you might need
- To find some slickening solution
- So your marbles can get up to speed today
- Try Everything Juice!
- Pardon me, but I see you chose
- Not to trim that rather lengthy hair
- Protruding from your nose but that's okay
- With Everything Juice!
- Woman: How much does it cost?
- Mr. Krabs: Quite a lot!
- Lady Upturn: I don't care, give me everything you've got.
- Mr. Krabs and Plankton: Yes, my friends, this is the greatest stuff
- It's a wonder, it's a miracle
- You just can't have enough
- So we say hey
- Get some today
- There's no excuse
- Everyone needs Everything Juice!